Dear law school,

I've dealt with your annoying letters asking me for donations for the past couple of years. I simply throw them away. But tonight you crossed the line. When you call me on my cell phone at 8:45 pm and ask me for money when I'm standing in line at Whole Foods, and at first I politely decline to which you proceed to badger me about how "even five dollars can help", I will in fact lose my shit and become extremely irate about the fact that I will be paying back my overpriced tuition for basically the rest of my life and therefore you can go shove your donations up your smarmy asses.

So, in conclusion, while I'm happy to participate in surveys, alumni functions, etc., please do not call me again asking for money.

Sincerely,

[redacted]

Well that was a happy interlude.

I'm coming down off my passing bar #1 high and on to worrying about passing bar #2 (which is actually bar #1 re: what I studied for and where I want to live and work in the next couple of years. Since I don't know my MBE score I can't guage the probability of passing the other bar exam.

I also just used some leftover loan money to pay some of my credit card balance. Sigh. I know there are people out there who don't have the option of living with their parents rent-free until they get a job and so they took out huge bar loans, but I keep getting statements and confusing letters from Access Group and I'm getting panicky. Everytime I call those fuckers some undertrained customer service person gives me different (read:wrong) information about my loans. It's enough to make a girl commit homicide through the telephone.