Friday, August 22, 2008

Five reasons why the suburbs are awesome.

1. Falling asleep to the sound of crickets is way better than falling asleep to the sound of traffic.
2. Target.
3. Supermarkets where more than one cart can fit down an aisle.
4. Soapnet. (Which is not included in my stupid NYC Time Warner Cable package. Damnit.)
5. Driving to restaurants instead of schlepping around on the subway.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would counter with five reasons why cities are ALSO awesome:

1. You don't need a car to do routine things.
2. Because of reason number one, you are naturally healthier because you walk more.
3. You can find stuff to do more easily.
4. There are more restaurants.
5. You can walk by famous landmarks every day!

Anonymous said...

6. Being only a 2 hour drive away from your coolest friend.